All men who were fathers in the ’80s and early ’90s supposedly wore the same kind of shoe: a performance sneaker that focused on comfort and stability, featured a whole mess of paneling, and had a chunky, clunky, rather unsightly silhouette. A dad shoe is an ugly shoe, so I’ve gathered. The kids nowadays may not think so—because the kind of bulky style popularized by the Triple S and everything Yeezy is now de rigueur—but I grew up at a time when it just wasn’t cool to wear a shoe from New Balance (the OG), Asics, Fila, or anything favored by an off-duty politician in the ’90s. My sneaker trajectory: pure white Nike Air Force 1s in middle school, a pair of Adidas Stan Smiths in high school and college, and Common Projects Achilles or white leather Prada sneakers in my 20s. All these styles are sleek and unfussy; they are mostly unadorned. That was my sneaker MO.

Now, I pretty much live in boots and loafers. But on the rare occasion that I do wear sneakers, it’s a chunky, clunky, attention-grabbing pair from Hoka One One. I’ve succumbed to dad shoes even though I’m currently childless, and I don’t feel bad about it. I’ve found beauty in the bulk. And if you, too, want to join in, snag a pair from the list below.

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